If you're out and about, partying with friends, dating, working at your job, hell even just going to the grocery store, you've probably had the unfortunate, ill-fated experience of meeting a douchebag.Unfortunately, if you're living your life you have to navigate or worst condescend to interact with these community of sophomoric people who consider Ed Hardy vintage couture and think it's alright to bring Svedka to house parties – everybody hates that guest by the way.He'll have a reason, statistic, and mathematical equation of why guys reject him time and time again.Of course it's not his academic superiority complex and approach – never.To upstanding citizens that know how to act in public, the list is a mere file of categories that labels the distasteful unfortunates that infest Boystown and probably other neighborhoods.And to those that fall prey to such douchebag behavior, let this list serve as a service journalism piece telling you about yourself while letting you know that you don't have to be a douchebag, it's really not too late to stop. The Pretend Fabulous This douchebag thinks he's fancy because he parties downtown and enjoys bottle service at Mini Bar; not that I don't have love for Mini.He'll conveniently position himself between you and his friend on the dance floor, consistently interject himself into other conversations, and will try to cover up his sub-par, shameless antics with buying shots of bottom shelf liquor – the worst. So, find another one that has a witty wingman and not a sloppy sidekick. Attention all homo thugs, blasting rap as you drive with your seat back in a cutlass does not make you straight or give you any type of street cred.
So, in no particular order, I decided to list our community's adorable little mistakes that bring down the social value in Boystown.
He has a girlfriend and probably sings better falsettos in bed than her since he's a power bottom.
His connection to the gay community is through Grindr, Adam4Adam, Manhunt, or any one of those gay social networking sites. In fact, roll him a fat one, give it to him and tell him to get off that straight shit already man.
Albeit an unnecessary evil, douchebaggery knows no limits and crosses all races, classes, genders, sexualities, political affiliations, and the like.
In particular, there's been a dreadful influx of douchebags that have set up shop in Chicago's renowned Boystown neighborhood.